This weekend was a fantastic weekend. It's been planned for a long time now that our aunt and uncle from Colorado were going to come visit this weekend. It seemed like it took forever to get here, and when it finally came, it went by too fast!
Our meeting at Loui's was the best (and largest) meeting we have ever had. President Elle, Vice President Christopher and I had no clue that our Pizza Club Minions, Brian and Norma Jean (dad and mumpants), had invited more of our awesome family, the Bosways. I had a feeling something was going on...!
Everyone arrived, and to be honest, our waitress was being a not-so-nice lady. Our poor Aunt Dawn and Uncle Ray have no Rock-N-Rye over there in the CO, and they brought some in with them, only to be bitched at by her. I was afraid she was going to spit in our precious pizza.
Oh, by the way, did you know that Loui's is so old that VIKINGS once visited? It's true. There was an illustration.
ANYWAYS, I should probably be talking about the pizza.
After much debate, and a proposal created by President Elle to make the Pizza Club completely vegetarian (much to the dismay of everyone else) failed because it was completely ridiculous, we decided on some "Plain Jane" pepperoni and cheese pizza, and mushroom, something, and pepper pizzas, and something completely weird that Matt chose.
My rating of the pepperoni and cheese: 4.95 out of 5.
My reasoning? The outside crust was a little too crispy, and it was a little greasy. But I guess that's what I get for eating pepperoni pizza.
Pictures will be posted soon, I promise.
Love,
Patrice
Secretary/Historian
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Pizza Party.
What an awesome Pizza Club meeting today! We went to Loui's in Hazel Park.
I gave it a 4.85 out of 5. I took off the .15 because I immediately died in the bathroom afterward. Ugh. But it was SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD. We welcomed SIX new honorary members: Lauren, Michael, Uncle Nick, Aunt Michelle, Aunt Dawn, and Uncle Ray.
We did make some executive decisions about the Pizza Club today:
First off, our Grandma's pizza is now a 6 out of 5. This is mathematically and logically impossible, but we don't care about that kind of nonsense.
Secondly, we will discuss who is allowed in our club right in front of them, even if it upsets them. Every one of our minions and honorary members must understand that Pizza Club is VERY exclusive and that we are doing THEM a favor by even inviting them to begin with. Geez. I mean, we wouldn't invite you if we didn't love you, you know? ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH!? Plus, it makes us feel special.
Third, I am the best President ever, and because of my executive experience, I think you need to all vote for me in 2020 for President of the United States of America. I will be running under the Pizza Party ticket. I know that doesn't exist yet, but I will make sure it exists by 2020.
As Snoop Dogg once said... Drop it like it's HAWWWWWWWWT.
I gave it a 4.85 out of 5. I took off the .15 because I immediately died in the bathroom afterward. Ugh. But it was SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD. We welcomed SIX new honorary members: Lauren, Michael, Uncle Nick, Aunt Michelle, Aunt Dawn, and Uncle Ray.
We did make some executive decisions about the Pizza Club today:
First off, our Grandma's pizza is now a 6 out of 5. This is mathematically and logically impossible, but we don't care about that kind of nonsense.
Secondly, we will discuss who is allowed in our club right in front of them, even if it upsets them. Every one of our minions and honorary members must understand that Pizza Club is VERY exclusive and that we are doing THEM a favor by even inviting them to begin with. Geez. I mean, we wouldn't invite you if we didn't love you, you know? ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH!? Plus, it makes us feel special.
Third, I am the best President ever, and because of my executive experience, I think you need to all vote for me in 2020 for President of the United States of America. I will be running under the Pizza Party ticket. I know that doesn't exist yet, but I will make sure it exists by 2020.
As Snoop Dogg once said... Drop it like it's HAWWWWWWWWT.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Hello everyone!
I would like to add to President Elle's post that not only is it pepperoni pizza that I love, it's pepperoni and PINEAPPLE. Not Canadian bacon/ham. PEPPERONI with pineapple. Antoniou's of Rochester, Michigan does this pizza the best, I must say.
And also, not only am I the secretary, I am the historian as well. I like to ramble off random Pizza Club historical facts...
Our very first Pizza Club meeting was on April 15, 2006. We, then very naive, decided to go to Pizza Hut in Port Huron, Michigan for our first meeting. The only redeeming quality of the pizza was the stuffed crust. We'll never do Pizza Hut ever again. Unless they drastically change their recipe (hint hint). However the jukebox in that Pizza Hut gave us our theme song; Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot". No, we've never considered changing it, and I don't believe we ever will. Because I'm a gangsta, ya'll knew that.
Being the one-third of the Pizza Club which is not lactose intolerant, I would like to also add that my fellow Pizza Clubbers are badasses for still eating the melty, amazing, gooey cheese time after time. Most of the time they do not take lactaid pills. Chris never does. Badassness, I must say.
I wish I could spend all day writing about pizza, but I have to go wait tables in a restaurant that does not make good pizza. :(
I would like to add to President Elle's post that not only is it pepperoni pizza that I love, it's pepperoni and PINEAPPLE. Not Canadian bacon/ham. PEPPERONI with pineapple. Antoniou's of Rochester, Michigan does this pizza the best, I must say.
And also, not only am I the secretary, I am the historian as well. I like to ramble off random Pizza Club historical facts...
Our very first Pizza Club meeting was on April 15, 2006. We, then very naive, decided to go to Pizza Hut in Port Huron, Michigan for our first meeting. The only redeeming quality of the pizza was the stuffed crust. We'll never do Pizza Hut ever again. Unless they drastically change their recipe (hint hint). However the jukebox in that Pizza Hut gave us our theme song; Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot". No, we've never considered changing it, and I don't believe we ever will. Because I'm a gangsta, ya'll knew that.
Being the one-third of the Pizza Club which is not lactose intolerant, I would like to also add that my fellow Pizza Clubbers are badasses for still eating the melty, amazing, gooey cheese time after time. Most of the time they do not take lactaid pills. Chris never does. Badassness, I must say.
I wish I could spend all day writing about pizza, but I have to go wait tables in a restaurant that does not make good pizza. :(
Welcome to the Official Blog of the Pizza Club!
I would like to do a brief introduction of The Pizza Club and it's members. My name is Elle and I am the President of The Pizza Club. Patrice, Chris, and I travel around Michigan to taste the best pizza. We score the pizza on a scale of 1 to 5. The only pizza to ever get a 5 was our grandmother's pizza. We take our pizza seriously. So seriously. We only let the elite in our club. So far, we have only recruited a few minions, but no other officials. It's that elite. If Brendon Small wanted to join our club, we would let him in. Because he's awesome.
Role Call!
Secretary Patrice: Patrice does a really good job of keeping us organized. She's quick witted, and has a taste for pepperoni pizza. There is nothing wrong with that! If someone can't make a pepperoni pizza right, then she is the first one to say something.
Vice President Chris: Chris is a vegetarian. He loooooves pizza, even though he is lactose-intolerant. He's tough. He has a cat named Nellie and lives with our secretary.
President Elle: Elle (me!) loves pizza more than anyone else in the entire universe (this is debatable). She is proud to be the president of such an elite and classy club. Elle is also vegetarian and lactose-intolerant (but she still loves cheese). Her current favourite pizza is mushroom and green pepper from The Green Lantern on Rochester in Royal Oak. It's the only pizza to ever come that close to her grandmother's pizza besides her own pizza. She makes a mean pie.
Role Call!
Secretary Patrice: Patrice does a really good job of keeping us organized. She's quick witted, and has a taste for pepperoni pizza. There is nothing wrong with that! If someone can't make a pepperoni pizza right, then she is the first one to say something.
Vice President Chris: Chris is a vegetarian. He loooooves pizza, even though he is lactose-intolerant. He's tough. He has a cat named Nellie and lives with our secretary.
President Elle: Elle (me!) loves pizza more than anyone else in the entire universe (this is debatable). She is proud to be the president of such an elite and classy club. Elle is also vegetarian and lactose-intolerant (but she still loves cheese). Her current favourite pizza is mushroom and green pepper from The Green Lantern on Rochester in Royal Oak. It's the only pizza to ever come that close to her grandmother's pizza besides her own pizza. She makes a mean pie.
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