I gave it a 4.85 out of 5. I took off the .15 because I immediately died in the bathroom afterward. Ugh. But it was SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD. We welcomed SIX new honorary members: Lauren, Michael, Uncle Nick, Aunt Michelle, Aunt Dawn, and Uncle Ray.
We did make some executive decisions about the Pizza Club today:
First off, our Grandma's pizza is now a 6 out of 5. This is mathematically and logically impossible, but we don't care about that kind of nonsense.
Secondly, we will discuss who is allowed in our club right in front of them, even if it upsets them. Every one of our minions and honorary members must understand that Pizza Club is VERY exclusive and that we are doing THEM a favor by even inviting them to begin with. Geez. I mean, we wouldn't invite you if we didn't love you, you know? ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH!? Plus, it makes us feel special.
Third, I am the best President ever, and because of my executive experience, I think you need to all vote for me in 2020 for President of the United States of America. I will be running under the Pizza Party ticket. I know that doesn't exist yet, but I will make sure it exists by 2020.
As Snoop Dogg once said... Drop it like it's HAWWWWWWWWT.
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