Friday, August 15, 2008

Hello everyone!
I would like to add to President Elle's post that not only is it pepperoni pizza that I love, it's pepperoni and PINEAPPLE. Not Canadian bacon/ham. PEPPERONI with pineapple. Antoniou's of Rochester, Michigan does this pizza the best, I must say.
And also, not only am I the secretary, I am the historian as well. I like to ramble off random Pizza Club historical facts...

Our very first Pizza Club meeting was on April 15, 2006. We, then very naive, decided to go to Pizza Hut in Port Huron, Michigan for our first meeting. The only redeeming quality of the pizza was the stuffed crust. We'll never do Pizza Hut ever again. Unless they drastically change their recipe (hint hint). However the jukebox in that Pizza Hut gave us our theme song; Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot". No, we've never considered changing it, and I don't believe we ever will. Because I'm a gangsta, ya'll knew that.

Being the one-third of the Pizza Club which is not lactose intolerant, I would like to also add that my fellow Pizza Clubbers are badasses for still eating the melty, amazing, gooey cheese time after time. Most of the time they do not take lactaid pills. Chris never does. Badassness, I must say.

I wish I could spend all day writing about pizza, but I have to go wait tables in a restaurant that does not make good pizza. :(

Welcome to the Official Blog of the Pizza Club!

I would like to do a brief introduction of The Pizza Club and it's members. My name is Elle and I am the President of The Pizza Club. Patrice, Chris, and I travel around Michigan to taste the best pizza. We score the pizza on a scale of 1 to 5. The only pizza to ever get a 5 was our grandmother's pizza. We take our pizza seriously. So seriously. We only let the elite in our club. So far, we have only recruited a few minions, but no other officials. It's that elite. If Brendon Small wanted to join our club, we would let him in. Because he's awesome.

Role Call!

Secretary Patrice: Patrice does a really good job of keeping us organized. She's quick witted, and has a taste for pepperoni pizza. There is nothing wrong with that! If someone can't make a pepperoni pizza right, then she is the first one to say something.

Vice President Chris: Chris is a vegetarian. He loooooves pizza, even though he is lactose-intolerant. He's tough. He has a cat named Nellie and lives with our secretary.

President Elle: Elle (me!) loves pizza more than anyone else in the entire universe (this is debatable). She is proud to be the president of such an elite and classy club. Elle is also vegetarian and lactose-intolerant (but she still loves cheese). Her current favourite pizza is mushroom and green pepper from The Green Lantern on Rochester in Royal Oak. It's the only pizza to ever come that close to her grandmother's pizza besides her own pizza. She makes a mean pie.