I would like to do a brief introduction of The Pizza Club and it's members. My name is Elle and I am the President of The Pizza Club. Patrice, Chris, and I travel around Michigan to taste the best pizza. We score the pizza on a scale of 1 to 5. The only pizza to ever get a 5 was our grandmother's pizza. We take our pizza seriously. So seriously. We only let the elite in our club. So far, we have only recruited a few minions, but no other officials. It's that elite. If Brendon Small wanted to join our club, we would let him in. Because he's awesome.
Role Call!
Secretary Patrice: Patrice does a really good job of keeping us organized. She's quick witted, and has a taste for pepperoni pizza. There is nothing wrong with that! If someone can't make a pepperoni pizza right, then she is the first one to say something.
Vice President Chris: Chris is a vegetarian. He loooooves pizza, even though he is lactose-intolerant. He's tough. He has a cat named Nellie and lives with our secretary.
President Elle: Elle (me!) loves pizza more than anyone else in the entire universe (this is debatable). She is proud to be the president of such an elite and classy club. Elle is also vegetarian and lactose-intolerant (but she still loves cheese). Her current favourite pizza is mushroom and green pepper from The Green Lantern on Rochester in Royal Oak. It's the only pizza to ever come that close to her grandmother's pizza besides her own pizza. She makes a mean pie.
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