Fighting for pizza.

PIZZA WAR!

Coachmen Pizza

So last Monday the Pizza Club took a little birthday trip to the Coachmen on 11 Mile and Dequindre. We went there in celebration of the birthdays of President Elle and Vice President Chris. Turned out to be terrible! This is why: 

Sat down, got our drinks. Decided on our pizzas. I was to split one with super duper minions Mom and Dad, half pepperoni/pineapple, half pineapple, onions, ham, other shit, etc. The waitress COULD NOT COMPREHEND THIS. It was the most painful thing to watch in my life. She at one point snapped at Elle, "There aren't three halves to a pizza" while we were trying to explain this to her. I could not believe that she couldn't understand us. I mean... really? And she was getting sassy with us and making us feel like idiots. Strike one. 

Pizza gets to us, took awhile, I'm sure the waitress had a helluva time trying to explain it to the cooks. It looked good. Smelled good. Except for one little problem: CHEAP. ASS. TOPPINGS. 

Strike two. 

Later on, after deciding the pizza was 'meh', we got the bill. Too expensive. Strike three. 

As a lover of leftover pineapple pepperoni pizza, even I didn't want to take my pizza home and eat the rest of it. Gave it to my dad instead. That's pretty sad! 

We gave Coachmen pizza a 2.7. Saving grace was the crust. And I can't remember what else. 

We need to start planning for our third anniversary! We need to make it epic!!!